lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

• falling asleep on someone’s chest
• wrapping your arms around each other
• synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
• falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
• forehead kissies and murmured affections
• naps

• MONSTER TRUCKS

heart:

thebatmanofjokes:

heart:

why is it so hard to get out of bed

Because the laws dictates that an object at rest tends to stay the fuck in bed because moving is the worst

oh yeah I forgot. thank you for reminding me about Newton’s first law

genies:

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought

polople:

*complains about being tired* * doesn’t sleep until 3am*

holly-magninart:

wHEN YOU GET SOMETHIN G ANATOMICALLY CORRECT IN YOUR A RT